0
Wood Series
2
Lg Champs
8
Playoffs
163–171
Career W-L
0.487
Win %
204.1
Avg/Game
68,378
Career Pts
Season-by-Season History
Regular season stats · Final rank
| Season | Team Name | W | L | T | Win% | Pts For | Pts Against | Diff | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 |
Polish Corleones
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 0.0 | 0.0 | +0.0 | 7 |
| 2025 |
Polish Corleones
|
17 | 5 | 0 | 0.773 | 5,258.0 | 4,270.0 | +988.0 | 2 |
| 2024 |
Polish Corleones
|
6 | 16 | 0 | 0.273 | 4,417.0 | 4,883.0 | -466.0 | 7 |
| 2023 |
Polish Corleones
|
11 | 10 | 1 | 0.500 | 5,058.5 | 4,792.0 | +266.5 | 6 |
| 2022 |
Chicago Corleones
|
12 | 9 | 0 | 0.571 | 4,527.0 | 4,153.5 | +373.5 | 6 |
| 2021 |
Chicago Corleones
|
13 | 9 | 0 | 0.591 | 4,455.0 | 3,852.0 | +603.0 | 8 |
| 2020 |
Chicago Corleones
|
0 | 6 | 0 | 0.000 | 707.0 | 992.0 | -285.0 | 11 |
| 2019 |
Chicago Corleones
|
13 | 9 | 0 | 0.591 | 4,847.5 | 4,891.5 | -44.0 | 4 |
| 2018 |
Chicago Corleones
|
9 | 13 | 0 | 0.409 | 4,231.5 | 4,532.0 | -300.5 | 8 |
| 2017 |
Chicago Corleones
|
6 | 16 | 0 | 0.273 | 3,490.5 | 4,258.5 | -768.0 | 12 |
| 2016 |
Chicago Corleones
|
2 | 20 | 0 | 0.091 | 3,670.5 | 4,730.0 | -1,059.5 | 12 |
| 2015 |
Chicago Corleones
|
14 | 8 | 0 | 0.636 | 4,705.0 | 4,531.5 | +173.5 | 3 |
| 2014 |
Chicago Corleones
|
17 | 5 | 0 | 0.773 | 5,181.0 | 4,405.5 | +775.5 | 4 |
| 2013 |
Chicago Corleones
|
12 | 10 | 0 | 0.545 | 4,648.5 | 4,118.5 | +530.0 | 6 |
| 2012 |
Chicago Corleones
|
11 | 11 | 0 | 0.500 | 5,006.5 | 4,855.5 | +151.0 | 2 |
| 2011 |
Chicago Corleones
|
11 | 11 | 0 | 0.500 | 4,550.5 | 4,356.5 | +194.0 | 8 |
| 2010 |
Chicago Corleones
|
9 | 13 | 0 | 0.409 | 3,624.0 | 3,475.5 | +148.5 | 10 |
All-Time Head to Head
Regular season only · sorted by win %
| Opponent | W | L | T | Win% | Pts For | Pts Against | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UrinalCakes for Kids | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 2,021.5 | 1,214.0 | +807.5 |
| Kershawshank Redemption | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 410.0 | 173.0 | +237.0 |
| Durham Bulls | 22 | 10 | 0 | 0.688 | 6,810.0 | 5,989.5 | +820.5 |
| Garbage In Garbage Out | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 | 654.0 | 450.0 | +204.0 |
| Flash Gordon Express | 15 | 10 | 0 | 0.600 | 5,258.5 | 4,765.5 | +493.0 |
| Badwheels | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.600 | 1,090.5 | 1,074.0 | +16.5 |
| Breaking Balls | 15 | 11 | 0 | 0.577 | 4,874.5 | 4,176.5 | +698.0 |
| Gerd's Ballz | 18 | 14 | 1 | 0.545 | 6,937.0 | 6,373.0 | +564.0 |
| GEOLOGICAL CATACLYSM | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | 313.5 | 269.0 | +44.5 |
| Beavers Lumberyard | 7 | 8 | 0 | 0.467 | 2,950.5 | 2,815.0 | +135.5 |
| Scoregasm | 14 | 17 | 0 | 0.452 | 6,966.0 | 7,196.0 | -230.0 |
| Hugh Jass TD's | 14 | 17 | 0 | 0.452 | 6,642.0 | 6,697.0 | -55.0 |
| A To The Rizzo | 8 | 10 | 0 | 0.444 | 3,408.0 | 3,598.0 | -190.0 |
| #Wood4Wood | 7 | 9 | 0 | 0.438 | 3,108.5 | 3,297.0 | -188.5 |
| The Boozinators | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.400 | 957.5 | 1,031.0 | -73.5 |
| A-Rod In Your Pujols | 7 | 13 | 0 | 0.350 | 4,141.5 | 4,267.0 | -125.5 |
| The Snake Plisskens | 11 | 21 | 0 | 0.344 | 6,709.0 | 7,464.0 | -755.0 |
| Plentiful Balls | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 2,437.5 | 3,016.0 | -578.5 |
| Game Of Throws | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0.250 | 679.0 | 749.0 | -70.0 |
| If You Can Dodger A Wrench | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0.250 | 828.0 | 1,080.5 | -252.5 |
| Selleck's Staches | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | 340.0 | 359.5 | -19.5 |
| Lou's Lumberjacks | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | 323.5 | 381.0 | -57.5 |
| Colt .45's | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | 295.5 | 327.5 | -32.0 |
| FUK-U-DO-ME | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 | 84.5 | 184.5 | -100.0 |
| L-7 Weenies | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 | 137.5 | 150.0 | -12.5 |
Top 10 Scoring Weeks
Regular season only
| # | Season · Wk | Score | Opponent | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2014 · Wk 15 | 476.0 | Hugh Jass TD's | W |
| 2 | 2025 · Wk 1 | 402.0 | Durham Bulls | W |
| 3 | 2022 · Wk 15 | 381.0 | Scoregasm | W |
| 4 | 2019 · Wk 1 | 379.5 | The Snake Plisskens | L |
| 5 | 2013 · Wk 15 | 375.0 | Scoregasm | W |
| 6 | 2022 · Wk 1 | 373.5 | Flash Gordon Express | W |
| 7 | 2024 · Wk 15 | 356.5 | Scoregasm | W |
| 8 | 2012 · Wk 15 | 347.0 | Gerd's Ballz | W |
| 9 | 2023 · Wk 15 | 345.5 | Gerd's Ballz | W |
| 10 | 2012 · Wk 19 | 343.0 | UrinalCakes for Kids | W |
Career Summary
All-time regular season
Career Points Scored
68,378.0
Career Points Against
67,097.5
Point Differential
+1,280.5
Avg Points/Game
204.11
Wood Series Wins
0
League Championship Apps
2
Playoff Appearances
8
Playoff Game History
Championship bracket only · excludes consolation
| Season | Week | Score | Opponent Score | Opponent | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Wk 25 | 192.0 | 256.0 | Scoregasm | L |
| 2025 | Wk 24 | 234.0 | 196.0 | A To The Rizzo | W |
| 2023 | Wk 24 | 180.5 | 197.0 | Hugh Jass TD's | L |
| 2023 | Wk 23 | 182.5 | 232.0 | A-Rod In Your Pujols | L |
| 2022 | Wk 23 | 182.5 | 207.0 | Gerd's Ballz | L |
| 2022 | Wk 22 | 167.0 | 225.5 | A-Rod In Your Pujols | L |
| 2019 | Wk 25 | 144.0 | 254.0 | Gerd's Ballz | L |
| 2019 | Wk 24 | 222.5 | 266.0 | Hugh Jass TD's | L |
| 2019 | Wk 23 | 304.0 | 237.5 | #Wood4Wood | W |
| 2015 | Wk 25 | 213.5 | 187.5 | #Wood4Wood | W |
| 2015 | Wk 24 | 269.0 | 307.5 | Hugh Jass TD's | L |
| 2015 | Wk 23 | 204.5 | 154.0 | A-Rod In Your Pujols | W |
| 2014 | Wk 25 | 167.0 | 193.0 | #Wood4Wood | L |
| 2014 | Wk 24 | 241.0 | 254.0 | The Snake Plisskens | L |
| 2013 | Wk 24 | 186.0 | 271.0 | Durham Bulls | L |
| 2013 | Wk 23 | 154.5 | 252.5 | Hugh Jass TD's | L |
| 2012 | Wk 25 | 313.0 | 431.0 | Beavers Lumberyard | L |
| 2012 | Wk 24 | 261.0 | 232.0 | Hugh Jass TD's | W |
| 2012 | Wk 23 | 272.0 | 193.5 | Scoregasm | W |